Toddler Tourism
"Mum-Mee", comes the voice of the Automatic Question Generator in the back seat of the car, "Who makes water?" "Well darling", I reply, trying to give myself an air of Professor Brian Cox but probably sounding a bit more like Winnie the Pooh, "Nobody makes water. Water just IS". "What?", says the AQG, totally dissatisfied with my flaky answer. "Weeel…
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